What should we do with our ears and our minds|
With the ideas and sounds that much vex
The inglorious ditzes, the dumb hinds
The tragic majority of your sex?
Bravely we sally forth into the fray
We try so hard to make it all make sense
Spiritual leaders might tell us to pray
Our only out from Ignorance so dense
How could we possibly be responsible
For your idiotic behavior
When the lunacy leaves us insensible
(as does the price tag on your Christian Dior)
Perishing in this Season of the Ditz
We wonder why this nation's on the fritz.