THERE ARE THOSE WHO SAY
There are those who say
You're a perky jerk
On this I must agree.
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There are those who say
Your smiles are smirks
Then you never smiled at me.
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There are those who say
You flirt with clerks
So much for your shopping spree.
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There are those who say
You get all the perks
Good things in life are free.
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There are those who say
You do what works
I say we wait and see.
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There are those who say
You descend from the Turks
I don't know your family tree.
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There are those who say
You've got your quirks
Just not compared to me.
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There are those who say
I call you "The Snerks"
When your real name is "Albuquerque".
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