I want you to go Mikeboarding|
Face all the outrageous risks
Take your life extreme sporting
Stare down every "tsk, tsk".
Smash into mulberry bushes|
Desecrate churches and schools
Protect not tender tushes
Suffer not the safety fools.
Fly a hundred miles-an-hour|
Into places where you shouldn't go
Crash into beds of flowers
And beat your chest for show.
Leap over impossible obstacles|
Landing all clumsily wrong
Do not consider the consequences
The Mike Squad will be along.
Life streaking by in a blur|
Fate shrieks a scenic reply
Harsh emotions expressed in a whir
Pain and fear processed thereby.
Run out Life's death-defying acts|
The obstacle course in Life's gambit
To acquaint yourself with Life's facts
You must push your fears to the limit.
Loss of blood or loss of breath|
Consideration over losing a limb
The choice between Life and Death
Go with the most dangerous whim.
My space for you is wide as the sea|
From fear-to-love your exchanger
My heart, my warmth, my arms, just me
Will save you from all danger.