MIKEBOARDING
I want you to go Mikeboarding
Face all the outrageous risks
Take your life extreme sporting
Stare down every "tsk, tsk".
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Smash into mulberry bushes
Desecrate churches and schools
Protect not tender tushes
Suffer not the safety fools.
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Fly a hundred miles-an-hour
Into places where you shouldn't go
Crash into beds of flowers
And beat your chest for show.
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Leap over impossible obstacles
Landing all clumsily wrong
Do not consider the consequences
The Mike Squad will be along.
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Life streaking by in a blur
Fate shrieks a scenic reply
Harsh emotions expressed in a whir
Pain and fear processed thereby.
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Run out Life's death-defying acts
The obstacle course in Life's gambit
To acquaint yourself with Life's facts
You must push your fears to the limit.
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Loss of blood or loss of breath
Consideration over losing a limb
The choice between Life and Death
Go with the most dangerous whim.
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My space for you is wide as the sea
From fear-to-love your exchanger
My heart, my warmth, my arms, just me
Will save you from all danger.
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