Cool, glorious cool
  A Cool worth dying for
The braving of the battle
  The knowing of the score.

Of all the Cool, the Coolest
  So cool he's Errol Flynn
On campus he's the biggest
  Man they done let in.

You'll never see him sweat
  You'll never see him try
The weaker willed, the small
  Stick to him like flies.

He's cool, glorious cool
  Like a statue carved in granite
His fad makes each the Rule
  His clothes don't need to fit.

I want that Glorious Cool
  Set Fashion for the herds
If I had Cool so glorious
  I could ditch the nerds.
© 2007 by Michael J. Farrand

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