COOL, GLORIOUS COOL
Cool, glorious cool
A Cool worth dying for
The braving of the battle
The knowing of the score.
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Of all the Cool, the Coolest
So cool he's Errol Flynn
On campus he's the biggest
Man they done let in.
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You'll never see him sweat
You'll never see him try
The weaker willed, the small
Stick to him like flies.
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He's cool, glorious cool
Like a statue carved in granite
His fad makes each the Rule
His clothes don't need to fit.
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I want that Glorious Cool
Set Fashion for the herds
If I had Cool so glorious
I could ditch the nerds.
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