Your Very Presence Means All Has Gone Wrong
Your very presence means all has gone wrong
You only come around when things are foul
You crash cars and houses just like King Kong
To squeaking barnyard mice you play the owl
When you happen on Good, you wreck it fast
Smashing the Ship of Dreams onto the rocks
You lash the well-meaning to pirates mast
On hopeful well-wishers you cast a pox
When told hopeful things you hear only bad
The havoc you wreak you spread as gossip
So well you craft it who'd guess you've gone mad
When targets scamper the hindmost you clip
    At the movies you'd make horrific fare
    As father you are a complete nightmare.
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