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Your very presence means all has gone wrong You only come around when things are foul You crash cars and houses just like King Kong To squeaking barnyard mice you play the owl When you happen on Good, you wreck it fast Smashing the Ship of Dreams onto the rocks You lash the well-meaning to pirates mast On hopeful well-wishers you cast a pox When told hopeful things you hear only bad The havoc you wreak you spread as gossip So well you craft it who'd guess you've gone mad When targets scamper the hindmost you clip At the movies you'd make horrific fare As father you are a complete nightmare |
