Your Destruction Account We Must Debit
Your Destruction Account we must debit
After years of doing in your children
But to your column goes not the credit
Our survival was ordained by Heaven
Only Angels could ward off your Evil
Mere humans, such as we, stood no real chance
In our midst was a genuine Devil
Triumphant with his flaming pitchfork dance
For you now to swoop in like proud Father
To glow in our Miraculous success
Might make others miss the zero bother
You showed when you caused us such great distress
    I say let Saint Peter settle accounts
    At least that way your checks'll no longer bounce.
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