THE SECRET TO LIFE
You finally found a man, and you like him
Already your future's quite dim
He was so damned perfect, but for a quirk
You've discovered he's the World's Biggest Jerk.
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Things were so fine at the beginning
Back when you found his smile so winning
Nobody told you that his next trick
Would be acting like the World's Biggest Prick.
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Now that you see all he does as a scheme
It's time to get yourself a new theme
Discover the Secret to Life for you gals
While he's out carousing with his pals.
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BRIDGE
When he acts like jerk with impunity
He's just giving you the grand opportunity
To learn . .
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CHORUS
The Secret to Life
And to living
Think not of taking
But of giving
To end all your strife
And start living
The Secret to Life
Is giving.
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So just when you think you are through
Remember that big fat jerks need loving too . .
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Sometimes you see him, then you don't
He says he'll do something, but he won't . .
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