SILVER-TONGUED DEVIL
(female vocal)
I got me a silver-tongued devil
He tells me things I know ain't true
My very own feminist rebel
This tomboy's coming unglued
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He whistles at me and hollers
Sweet words Ms. Steinem outlawed
Because she recognized the dangers
Such weapons posed to her fraud
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She was a Playboy bunny
Serving them male chauvinists
Silver-tongued devils called her "honey"
Giving her female heart fits
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"Remove all of your make-up!" she said
"Slap men when they grope in lust
Have a heart attack at work instead
Let men fix their own breakfast!"
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My rebel holed up in her heyday
Ignoring the things that she said
Deciding one day he'd make her pay
And turn those feminist heads
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He dusted off man's greatest weapon
It tops guns by a long country mile
When igniting a woman's passion
Just compliment her with a smile
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He whistles and tells me that my face
Could launch a thousand tall ships
My heart feverishly keeps the pace
With sweet words passing his lips
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Now I'm crossing to the rebel side
Rouging cheeks and rolling curls
He appeals to my feminine pride
I feel like them Hollywood girls
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I got me a silver-tongued devil
He whistles at my bare legs
I love my sweet feminist rebel
At dawn I fix him some eggs
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