THE CHEESE SONG

I didn't mind taking out the trash
Met all kinda ladies stepping out
I didn't mind cleaning the garage
Found all my old bottles stashed about
I didn't mind going to the cleaners
I got with my buddies, hanging out.

CHORUS
But when she told me to get a job, baby
That's when the cheese fell off of the cracker
That's when the cheese fell off of the cracker
That's when the cheese fell off of the cracker.

I let her send me to the basement
That's where I hide my bottles anyway
I let her answer the telephone
She screened my troubles away
I let her take the keys to the car
I was already too drunk to stray.

REPEAT CHORUS

I was okay sleeping in the other room
Her headaches were kinda getting to me, too
I was okay sleeping on the couch
I could see her new friend needed the room
I was okay sleeping in the car
That's when the boyfriend became the groom.

REPEAT CHORUS
© 2000 by Michael J. Farrand

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