JOB DESCRIPTION OF A POET

Wake up late . .

  1. drink coffee all day long.
  2. pretend to look for work.
  3. read the paper.
  4. read another paper.
  5. talk really loudly in public places.
  6. express extreme opinions brashly wherever you go.
  7. check the dictionary.
  8. look up the word 'love'.
  9. count the number of words that rhyme with 'love'--other than shove, glove, and thereof.

Cry.
© 2007 by Michael J. Farrand


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