JOB DESCRIPTION OF A POET

Wake up late . .

  1. drink coffee all day long.
  2. pretend to look for work.
  3. read the paper.
  4. read another paper.
  5. talk loud.
  6. be extremely opinionated.
  7. check the dictionary.
  8. look up 'love'.
  9. pull down the rhyming dictionary.
  10. count the number of words that rhyme with 'love' (legitimately).

Cry.
© 2007 by Michael J. Farrand


| book | contact | send | gifts | more | next |